Israel Forced to Stop Attacking Iran Thanks to Erie Protesters

It is an unbelievable turn of events thanks to a protest that seemed insignificant. When nine protesters showed up to the corner of Peach and Metz Street, they didn't expect anyone to take them seriously. That is, until one driver passing by had connections you would not expect. Fortunate for everyone in Iran, their signs changed his mind.

"I have dealt with so much shame over this sudden war," says the man who has the power to end it. "It wasn't until I saw the sign that says I should stop funding Israel's war that I realized what these people mean. I am just happy I drove through Erie instead of a place like LA. I doubt I would have heard this message there!"

As of Sunday, the entire war ceased, and people went home to be with their families. Additionally, Donald Trump was inspired to step down from his presidency thanks to the minimal effort put into that impeachment sign.

"I just saw the PVC and thought to myself 'yeah... it's time for someone else to give it a go...,'" states Donald Trump, who has also encouraged Vance to do the same.

The protesters in Erie are being praised for doing the hard thing by protesting in a place you would not expect to make a difference. Thanks to their sacrifice, Mayor Paranoia of Erie is extending to them the county's official Medal of Cowardness, given they did not drive to a bigger city to face police brutality. Way to go!