Indiana County Says it Will Not Come to Jefferson’s Aid

After Elk County successfully overthrew the capital of Jefferson, Indiana County has announced that they will not assist in helping the Punxsutawney citizens regain their territory. This came after Mayor Treeface expressed that he is for a year-long Christmas season.

Indiana County, the self-declared Christmas Tree Capital of the World, has not announced if they will join the counties of Elk, Warren, and East Crawford in their war against the Pennsylvania Land and Treaty Organization. What Mayor Treeface has indicated is that he hates Groundhog Day and is grateful someone has the sense to extend the winter season.

"We are a town that prides itself on the spirit of reckless celebrations," states Mayor Treeface. "Without a year-long Christmas season, our college students only have Wolfie’s and whatever else they do behind closed doors."

Jefferson County has had a rocky relationship with Indiana County ever since they gained the political authority to end winter early. When Mayor Phil of Punxsutawney first announced the implementation of Groundhog Day, and the policy that winter would end within six weeks of the day, Indiana’s Christmas tree infrastructure collapsed. They were then forced to create an industry depending on the sale of Trojan products.

College students have since been the target audience for economic sustainability. Mayor Treeface is just happy that the possibility of a year-long Christmas season may change things to how they once were.

"We used to be Pennsylvania’s North Pole," the Mayor of Indiana Borough told the press. "Elves once made up the population of this former Christmas town. When Christmas trees were no longer a year-long theme, we had to draw in college students with a party vibe."

Indiana before the creation of Groundhog Day taken in the Summer of 1794

Now, the once-named Christmas town parties in ways other than the Christmas spirit.