Man discovers Valuable Denomination in Store Parking Lot

A local man has struck it rich with the discovery of a 20 dollar bill. According to sources, Harry Finepayer, a local law breaker who racks up monetary penalties on a regular basis, discovered the denomination while leaving a local Giant Eagle just outside of Franklin.

"I am incredibly shocked by the discovery" says Mr. Finepayer "I just posted bail after loading the hay on the wagon at the farm. I'm sure there's a pun that could be made in that statement regarding the bail of hay and bail in prison. But we'll let the reader decide what to do with it. I'm just glad I found the money at Giant Eagle!"

Mr. Finepayer was just about to face fines for not paying fines that went unpaid. The new fines would have surely led to more fines if they went unpaid. Mr. Finepayer is glad he found the bill to help reduce his dues.

"I have been extremely worried that people will label me as someone who pays fines" says Mr. Finepayer "I don't want to be known as the guy who has to pay fines. My identity should not be revolved around that."

Mr. Finepayer is now the areas richest man. However, after paying his fines, he will still owe another thousand. Mr. Finepayer is relieved to make this kind of progress on his penalties. He is the first man to discover a bill since someone found a single dollar in Oil City two years ago.

"I know this money has to go towards my fines" states Finepayer "but it is nice to know what it is like to be a highclass citizen even if it is just for a day."