How the County War Is Impacting the Deportation of Undocumented Chihuahuas

The invasion of northern Venango County has impacted the politics of Mayor Blunders’ attempt to progress the county in a new direction. Several initiatives put forth by Mayor Blunders last year are now on hold because of the war between the counties. This is not to say that they weren't on hold already, given that the county budget is approximately two cents. The war, however, has most definitely made it impossible for President Blunders to invest those two pennies in anything.

Among the challenges facing Mayor Blunders of Oil City is the need to freeze funding for his county entity known as Glacier. Glacier is the organization that Mayor Blunders created for the deportation of undocumented Chihuahuas, which he asserts have illegally crossed the border from Butler County. Mayor Blunders doesn't like Butler County, stating that their highly sophisticated lifestyle and their elegant service to other people makes them no more superior than Venango County. Blunders even suggests that being a butler or a maid is no reason to deport your most obnoxious, high-pitched animals to a neighboring county.

The Venango Republic would like to offer the disclaimer that Mayor Blunders has never actually been to Butler County. Hence why he thinks everyone there is a butler and not a drug addict. Consequently, Blunders signed an executive order more than half a year ago to erect a border wall along the southern portion of Venango County. So far, he has barely been able to afford a six-foot two-by-four that is currently laying on the ground near Barkeyville. Butler Chihuahuas initially struggled to get over it, but after about two seconds figured out that they could either climb over or walk around the object.

Elderly grandmothers in Venango County have been forced to part with their Chihuahuas under the new executive order by President Blunders. Many residents across the Venango States of America say that they have owned their Chihuahuas for years and that they had no prior association with the county of Butler. Nonetheless, Blunders states that if the Chihuahuas are undocumented, they must go.

The controversy of Blunders trying to deport undocumented Chihuahuas has increased his disapproval rating, which already was at an all-time high. No one can quite understand why Mayor Blunders keeps getting elected after 30 years of stupidity, but now it has reached the ultimate point of controversy. Now the only thing keeping him from being impeached is the Venango Republic’s desire to keep this storyline going. When the war ends, the Chihuahuas will go, because the Venango Republic says so.