How A Local Bars Chicken Tenders Sparked Hope for the Community

It has been four months since Clarion suffered the loss of their favorite boneless chicken wings. After the Infusion Bar and Grille went out of business, the town was in an uproar knowing that their favorite fowl meat was lost for good. The owner was driven out of town leaving the community wondering what supplier provided those delicious finger licking wonders.

Some sources suggested they were provided by local farmers who personally plucked the wings themselves. Others say the wings were sent by a power beyond natures understanding. One inside source suggested they may have been delivered by a company named Cisco. We cannot confirm this because it came from an actual worker at Infusion, and as we know, that bars toilet never got cleaned despite the daily hangovers.

The mystery behind the majestic boneless chicken wings origins may be lost forever. But an alternative has surfaced offering hope for the community. According to sources, Tody's Bar and Grille has chicken tenders with the same majestic quality. No, they did not pay us to say this. We just ate there and could not help but share the news.

When our lead journalist, Jeremy Jetfuel, along with our CEO, Blobbert Blobfish, stopped in and ordered the chicken tenders, they were blown away by the perfection that is Toby's fried chicken tenders.

The community has grieved the loss of those boneless chicken wings. Many were saddened as if their own family were lost. We will never again see the quality of Infusions boneless chicken wings. But we will find a new life by Toby's chicken tenders.

Whatever the cause, we know not. Why did the gods of grease boiled birds decide to take our beloved recipes away? Are they locked away in the Infusion freezer as we speak? Or have they been sold to a bar far away from this town? We will miss you Infusion boneless chicken wings. You are what gave this town purpose.

But thank you Toby's chicken tenders for existing as a beacon of hope to us who have grieved the loss of our favorite poultry. We will never forget the life you have brought back to this region through the masterful plucking of our favorite roasted fouls. May God bless the chickens who are serving us on the platter.