Historians Research 30 Years of Venango Accomplishments, Come Up Empty

In a recent article, the Venango Republic made the mistake of stating that Venango County currently has no accomplishments. Readers objected instantly to the notion and demanded we offer resources to back up this claim. We reached out to local Historians from the Venango Campus to conduct a survey on the County historical records.

Harold Dumbottom is the one and only historian on the Venango Campus staff. With an Associates in County History, which the Campus agreed to give him provided he does not practice outside the county, Dumbottom agreed to meet with us to study the last 30 years of the counties history.

Dumbbottom opened a giant book listing the city accomplishments. On the first page, he began to read "Ve..... Ven..... Venang....... Venango......" Dumbottom is still learning to read.

We took the book from Dumbottom and deciphered a revealing inscription....

"Venango County has no accomplishments in the 30 years preceding March 15, 2025. It will not have any accomplishments for the rest of it's existence either."

We here at the Venango Republic were blown away by this inscription. Apparently, someone just before the industry collapsed in the early 90s predicted we would be researching this subject on March 15 2025. They also predicted we would not have any future either. Additionally, there were no accomplishments listed in the book as the prediction stated meaning, Venango County has nothing to brag about...