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Gen Z Mistake: Applefest Pie Table Features Iphones Baked Inside

Gen Z Mistake: Applefest Pie Table Features Iphones Baked Inside

Oct 18, 2025
1 min read

"It was an honest mistake!" States Autumn Bidleberry, a local Gen Zer who learned how to cook yesterday.


After several months of preparation, promotion, and public anticipation, the first day of Applefest ran into an unexpected surprise when someone bit into their pie and accidentally discovered... Potatoes.


That's not the only unexpected twist. Another man discovered an Iphone 7 with a Chat GPT bot open and instructed to set it's temperature to 400 degrees. Locals are calling this the most innovative Apple release since they stopped including chargers.


"We typically pride ourselves on having the best pies when compared to pies that aren't good." States Mildred Middlechild. "I just can't believe someone would put an Iphone inside one of them and call it an actual recipe."


Ironically, the phone even commented how stupid the idea was. In a press briefing today, it expressed gratitude for being rescued before being baked to death. As for the girl, she has been asked not to touch pies or phones ever again.

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