Gang of Rats Drag City Hall Down the Sewer

The city council is perplexed by the recent disappearance of our city hall. Oil Cities proud monumental structure was unexpectedly lost last night. Witness accounts say that a gang of rats drug the structure into the sewers but no trail was left to follow.

"This is horrible news!" Said Mayor Blunder in a press briefing to the only reporter in Oil City. "Our budget cannot afford to put up another 10 by 10 structure! We need to get it back!"

The local police are doing everything they can to search the sewers. Even recruiting the K9 unit which consists of a 30 year old poodle who is tired and frail.

"We have all local law enforcement out looking for the structure and we promise that we will hold those rats accountable" Police Chief Flounders stated in a press briefing to the only reporter in town.

The three city council men are set to have another meeting on budgetary cuts next week. The meeting has been moved to the local McDonald's at the center of town.