Forest County Performs Egg Strike on Warren Oil Refinery

They are one of three counties in the Pensylvania Land and Treaty Organization not impacted by the Elk invasion. Forest is still standing with no land compromised as of yet. That is not stopping President Mayor Fishhook from taking immediate action to ensure his people are safe.

An egg strike on a foreign refinery required stealth procedure to avoid the enemy detecting the attack. At 7:22 Thursday evening, the Forest County Airforce launched several eggs from 20 feet away, managing to hit their target with pinpoint accuracy.

“It was a successful operation due to the collaborative efforts of Forest County Intelligence and Google Maps,” Mayor Fishhook told the press shortly after the attack.

Generals in Tionesta, capital of the eastern side of Forest County, were able to locate a refinery just across the border. Armed with state-of-the-art chicken eggs, the Airforce members were accompanied by a platoon of soldiers armed with fishing poles. Now, Warren no longer can operate their Pennzoil business without the smell of rotting egg.

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While West Crawford prepares their front for the oncoming conflict with Elk troops, the counties of western Pennsylvania all know that they cannot allow their governments to be complacent about border security. Three counties have already paid a hefty price. More may also find themselves facing the same fate.