Facebook Post Warns of Gunner; Shows Picture of Dog

We here at the Venango Republic are complete idiots doing our best to report the most accurate nonsensical information possible. With that said, we sometimes come across posts with obvious implications we intentionally get wrong for stupidity's sake. We promise not to do that here. We may have a track record of breaking them. But you can be sure that we will not let that happen this time.

A woman posted to a Mercer community page about a gunner on the loose. Instead of taking a picture of the armed assailant, she captured a nearby dog barking at what we assume to be the gunner. No more information was given other than that the gunner potentially has an owner.

As for the dog, we have yet to find out if he survived the gunner at the moment the picture was taken. The woman posting the photo did not seem alarmed by what she observed, suggesting the dog likely survived. Nonetheless, we would like to warn everyone to be careful as the dog also seems somewhat scary.

If you see this dog, an assailant holding a gun, or a dog holding a gun, it is recommended that you keep your distance. Do not approach either of these beings as they may pose a danger to your health.