Facebook Page "Venango Happenings" Bans User for Making County Sound Interesting

Let's face it! Nothing really happens in Venango County. Its biggest events are corn hole tournaments drawing an average of 8 people. Which is why it's appropriate to have a page called "Venango Happenings" where locals can post about the interesting things that never take place.

That is until this weekend, when an anonymous local posted satirical content which made the county sound like it was worth a visit. A local journalist who recently took up the anonymous persona of Jeremy Jetfuel sparked loads of controversy when he dared to make Venango County sound like things actually happen there.

"We are extremely put off by this attempt to make Venango County sound interesting!" says Bluebonnet Plague, moderator of the extremely unpopular Venango Happenings page. "We didn't call our page Venango Happenings for people to make our county sound worthwhile!" Plague has since seen an increase of 50 members ever since Jetfuel posted his satirical articles. The increased interest in the page is extremely frustrating to the moderator who has wanted to maintain the low following of 2 subscribers.

"Now we actually will have people talking about the county! And it's all thanks to this journalist!" Bluebonnet Plague plans to remedy this situation by encouraging the mass increase in followers to continue posting uninteresting things about Venango County.

It's unclear what positive impact Jeremy Jetfuels influence will have on the county. Venango Happenings was the most talked about page in the community with a following of about 2 subscribers. Ever since Jetfuel posted his 3 articles from the Venango Republic, Venango Happenings has gone viral with over 52 people following their page.