
Explore Venango Upgrades Oil City Aerial Effect to Toy Buildings. "Mr. Rodgers Would be Proud."
Explore Venango nearly broke the bank yesterday by hiring a photographer to get the best aerial view they could afford. An article on their Facebook page about some guy named Judge Weighs, depicted the city of Oil City in the form of toy buildings.

"This is a major upgrade from our last aerial shot" says the owner of Explore Venango who may not have actually said this "our last picture was just a lousy Crayola drawing by some kid from 7th Street Elementary."
Explore Venango has struggled to keep up with the demands of modern technology. With the cheapest drone cameras going for a whopping 49 dollars, Explore Venango is fortunate someone had access to a child's doll set.

"We're just glad that same 7 year old girl had a replica of the town" says the CEO of Explore Venango who may not have actually said this "we hope to be able to have the funds to pay her one day!"
Ok... There's a chance those buildings may be real... But admit it... You thought the same thing when we pointed it out...






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