Explore Clarion Writes Story on Dented Fender

You know your county is small when the best news you can come up with is two cars gently coliding at a slow speed. Mind you, that dent looks expensive. But wow! You really got to sell this one with some big words if you want to make it news worthy.

And life moves on. What a sophisticated way to say that two dudes wrecked, exchanged insurance, and moved on with their day. Could you imagine if something major happened? You might actually have something worth writing about!

Also, it is doubtful that Explore Clarion caught wind of this event before driving across the county to get this story. The author was probably just out for lunch when he passed the two exchanging information. Way to take a picture of a not so worthy story without the consent of the drivers! If I was desperate for a story I'd probably take the first lame thing to drop in my lap too. I can see why you like to fish that way....