Elk County Attacks Jefferson County, Escalating County War 1 Conflict

The Pennsylvania Land and Treaty Organization is now facing three adversaries. Elk County has joined Warren and East Crawford by invading Jefferson County and its industrial city of Brockway.

Alarms sounded early this morning as Elk County soldiers entered the city. Without warning, Brockway residents were stampeded and forced to retreat to the nearby city of Crenshaw. Jefferson County troops tried to make a stand, but were overcome by the massive size of each enemy soldier’s horns.

"We were completely outgunned," a Jefferson County soldier told the press. "Despite outnumbering them in claws, they have horns with multiple points that we cannot compete with. Plus, they are massive compared to our groundhog-like bodies."

Military forces were forced to abandon the town by tunneling their way to Crenshaw with the rest of the city. Brockway is officially compromised, and County War 1 is no longer just a dispute between East Crawford and Venango.