East Crawford Assaults Seneca Street Bridge: Pizza Detonation Suggests Erie Cartel

We are now seeing more intercountial factors playing a role in the war between the counties. East Crawford, which is currently encamped on Route 8 outside of Oil City, has introduced detonating pizzas to the conflict.

Around 6 PM Thursday evening, a massive explosion resulted in the Seneca Street Bridge being covered in cheesy sauce along with scattered dough. The bridge has been rendered a complete loss for dramatic effect, though drivers can still safely pass over it. Now, East Crawford doesn't have a direct route into the north side of Oil City.

A pizza bomb suggests that East Crawford has received aid from the Pizza Cartel in Erie, which is headed by one Margarrette Diesel Mayarmsweak. The nation of Erie County has been under investigation by West Crawford and Mercer after several detonations covered historic landmarks in Prego sauce.

Now, the Pizza Cartel may be guilty of aiding foreign intercountial superpowers. This war crime could mean Venango County getting pulled into the investigation in Erie, Pennsylvania. That is, if they can secure funding to fill their gas tanks.