Dog Accompanying Shoplifters Faces Allegations of Theft

He may look like an inocent pooch along for the ride. However, according to sources which we made up, this animal is the mastermind of a whole string of thefts in the Clarion region.

Last week, Explore Clarion posted images of three individuals, two of which were suspected of shoplifting and disorderly conduct at the Clarion Walmart. We have blurred the image out of respect for the culprits confidentiality.

Have you seen these blurred people?

Oddly enough, the police did not specify what kind of disorderly conduct or shoplifting occurred. For all we know, these people just took a fountain pen, which is technically theft. As for the disorderly conduct, for all we know it might have just been the dude riding grandmas scooter. Despite not being informed on what heights these kids took things too, overly emotional Facebook drama queens felt justified to use the anger emoji....

Why are you sad? Why are you shocked? Why are you angry? We don't know what they did!

To add to the drama, some commenters felt like it was necessary to imply animal abuse was a concern......

Dog in good health suddenly in danger of getting beaten.....

Really? The dog looks healthy and content to be around them..... Some dude rides grandma's bike and all the sudden the dog is in danger? For all we know they just took a fountain pen and now aparently the dogs life is at stake!

Well, believe it or not, the dog may in fact be the master mind behind this charade. Later that day, reports came in of a black dog running out of Aldi's with a bag of beef jerky in his mouth. The store manager says that the animal did not pay for the item.

Official security footage not doctored by AI...

The next day, security footage at a UK gas station in Sligo shows the same dog demanding jerky and cash at gun point. The clerk says that the dog got away with everything in the drawer including 9 bags of Jack Links.

Photo taken by anonymous AI source standing behind the dog....

Police are warning locals not to take pitty on the dog for being with he kids at the time of the Walmart incident. It is aparent that the shoplifters reckless behavior was influenced by the animal accompanying them at the time. Interogations of the said shoplifters reveal that this dog is from the Mafia and that he personally seeks out opportunities for young individuals to do his dirty work for him. Anyone with any information about the dog is asked to call Jenny at 867-5309.