Crawford Troops Bypass Venus Attacking Seneca and Cranberry

It has been several days since Crawford County troops launched a missile at the North Side Seneca St Bridge in Oil City. Ever since, the Northside of Venango County has been preparing to defend itself from potential invasion. Late last week, an assault on Pleasantville tipped Mayor Blunders off to what direction Crawford County troops were taking. A map below shows all routes to Oil City from Titusville.

County lines red, roads blue, morons white, cows purple, diapers brown.

The recent developments show that Crawford troops would be going by way of Forest County to march onto the major cities of Oil City, Seneca, and Cranberry. Mayor Blunders says that he has ordered his troops to protect the road to Oil City since it is the most likely target.

It has been confirmed this morning that Crawford County troops have bypassed Oil City to perform a direct assault on Seneca. Crawford Troops are just minutes away from the town which Blunders has left completely defenseless.

Cities taken red X, county lines red, roads blue, enemy route yellow, swimming briefs gross.

Mayor Blunders says that the decision to place all troops in Oil City was a major blunder as it has left Seneca and Cranberry defenseless. Venango troops are now rushing up Seneca Hill as we speak to hopefully cut Crawford County troops off from taking Seneca, which would divide the county in half. If all 9 troops can successfully defend against the 4 invaders, there is a chance Blunders will retaliate.