Crawford Troops Attack Cranberry: Fall Into Potholes

Crawford troops have officially advanced past the Seneca defenses onto the industrial city of Cranberry. This after Mayor Blunders poor decision to place all troops at the edge of Oil Cities south side. According to reports, two troops from the Crawford military are laying seige to Seneca as the other two have advanced on to Cranberry. Cranberries Capital building, the Cranberry Mall, lacks military personel and is depending on their deep potholes to prevent the enemies passage.

In recent reports, it has been stated that the troops advancing onto the Cranberry Mall have fallen into the potholes in the Mall parking lot. Experts say that the two tried manuevering around the potholes but accidentally slipped and fell inside. It is uncertain if the two troops have survived the fall as experts are too scared to get close enough to find out.

East Crawford Counties Capital of Titusville says they will be sending more troops once they raise vulenteers. Unfortunately, the remaining residents of the town are too old to enlist in the service. East Crawford hard reached out to Meadville, the Capital of West Crawford for assistance in raising troops. West Crawford says they are uninterested in joining the fight and wish Titusville would break off and form their own County.