Cranberry Mall Breaks Record For Worlds Deepest Pothole

Venango County has another claim to fame! According to the Guinness Book of Fabricated World Records, the Cranberry Mall has the world's deepest pothole.

"This has been our goal all along" said the Mall Owner, who may not have actually said the quote we made up "Venango County residents have been complaining for years about us neglecting to fix these potholes. They don't realize we were trying to bring notoriety to our town."

The Mall's original goal was to achieve the most roof leakages. Unfortunately, they were beat out by some pawn shop in Detroit. Striving for this goal caused the local Sears to go out of business in 2017.

The pothole is now approximately 59 feet deep with a radius wider than a semi truck. "We want this pothole to keep growing till it's at least the size of Mount Rushmore." Says the man who didn't actually say this. "If we can achieve this depth, we will have a monument for tourists to visit."