Corry Sides with Erie in Mall Gun Conflict: Union City Still Divided

Corry, Pennsylvania, capital of Erie County's east side, has pledged its support for the City of Erie in the conflict over Millcreek's Mall Gun. This came after Mayor Derail of Corry announced to the press how nice it would be for his city to have a mall of their own.

"Every attempt I make to give this town a nice vibe continually fails," Derail told the press. "Perhaps if we side with Erie, they will let us have the Mall Gun in Kearsarge."

The Mall Gun in Kearsarge has been the center of controversy for several weeks due to it being shaped like a gun pointed at the capital. With Erie having absolutely no counter defenses, sanctions have been the primary means of placing pressure on the neighboring community.

Corry's disadvantage in convincing Erie to give them the gun is their lack of appeal. As one of Erie County's least attractive sights, Mayor Paranoia of Erie, capital of Erie County, has chosen to place the city on the far southeastern side with the hope that its existence will be completely forgotten.

Satalite image shows Corry at farthest possible distance

"I have been trying to place Union City right next to Corry for years," Mayor Paranoia states. "Unfortunately, that town is refusing to follow my executive order to get out of sight."

With Corry being on Erie's list of places to visit when you want to feel better about yourself, it is hard to imagine Paranoia agreeing to give them a giant Mall Gun.

Union City is not as established as Corry in deciding who they are siding with. According to information provided by the Union City Fallout, residents of the town are debating whether it is worth taking Erie's side if they don't have a Mall Gun of their own. Many residents are choosing to side with Millcreek despite Millcreek's wish for Union City to get out of sight.

The division between Erie and Millcreek is said to potentially result in a civil war between the townships. Only one casualty has been reported since the start of the debate over Millcreek's Mall Gun. The trial for Llamar Llamley is scheduled for next week.