Clintonville Man Visits Applefest for First Time: Shocked to Find People Exist

A Clintonville resident had the suprise of his life when he visited Applefest. Ronald Mcdumbold, a man who hasn't seen daylight since the depression, mustered up the courage to leave his hometown and venture into the far away land of Franklin.

According to Mcdumbold, the sight of Franlin immediately surprised him because he genuinely thought life could not exist outside of Clintonville. After seeing crowds of people, he began to then question everythinghe believes about reality.

"Is the Earth really triangle?" Mcdumbold rhetorically asked in the interview. "Is Taco Bell really fine dining? Is the Moon really made of moon dust? Everything I thought to be true may in fact be a lie..."

Mcdumbold slowly approached the crowd of people who wondered between tents for no apparent reason. Although afraid, his curiosity got the better of him when someone offered him a sandwich in exchange for "something they call money." Mcdumbold doesn't know what that is because he's from Clintonville.

After getting lost in the crowd, Mcdumbold eventually found his way back to his horse where he managed to escape the bizarre gathering of people.

"I don't know what was going on." States Mcdumbold. "But if Franklin gets that crowded on a regular basis, you can be sure I don't want to know how much more crowded it is in Oil City."