Clarion Women Hold White Trash Bachelorette Party

Jeremy Jetfuel, lead journalist for the Venango Republic, was at Toby's Bar and Grille today when he met 4 women holding a party. What was extremely strange about this incident is that the women holding the party say it was to commemorate "white trash" with a bachelorette theme..... Or maybe it was the other way around....

Regardless of what the party commemorated, Jetfuel was incredibly confused by the instance, mainly for the fact the women had no trash around. Based on information provided by the women holding the party, white trash is something they are passionate about.

The Venango Republic chooses not to judge people based on their interests. While we believe waste management is necessary for the sustainability of society, we do not judge these women for what they choose to swim in. At least they don't use brown trash. That could stain their dresses. (We were talking about actual trash you racists!)

Despite our respect of the passion these women have for unregulated garbage, we here at the Venango Republic encourage everyone to throw their trash away. This PSA brought to you by Preloaded Diapers. We fill them so your infant doesn't have to.