Clarion’s Outdoor Movie Night Cancelled After DVD Player Mistaken for Microwave

An event meant to kick off a new community tradition turned sour this week when members of the City Council mistook their equipment for an appliance. In all actuality, the coordinators had the right resources, but for some reason, were led to believe they accidentally grabbed a microwave instead of the DVD player.

"We genuinely thought we made a mistake," says Mr. Eyesore, the town's most attractive man whose name actually refers to how his eyes feel physically. "We thought that the DVD player was a microwave and therefore, sent the townsfolk home disappointed."

The event coordinators later discovered their mistake when they realized they couldn't fit their bagels into the DVD slot. By that point, it was too late in the evening to call the citizens back to watch the movie.

The event has been postponed until the City Council can replace the coordinators with legally seeing individuals. They are also hoping such replacements will have common sense.

As for Mr. Eyesore, he is still recovering from his laser eye surgery which went south when the doctors accidentally swapped the lasers with the razors. Frankly, with hair growing unnaturally from his pupils, he arguably needed a shave anyway.