Clarion Residents Blame Canada for Orange Sky, Thank Them for the Aesthetic

Clarion’s closest thing to meteorological expertise, a few unqualified commenters on Facebook, have blamed Canada for a recent change in the sky color. According to unreliable sources, Canada's forest fires, which are wreaking havoc and devastation across their lands, have impacted nature’s tint and the result "is beautiful."

A local man, who we will refer to as Mr. Blue Skywalker, took to a Clarion event page yesterday asking locals to explain the phenomenon of the orange sky. Two people clicked the love reaction because apparently this post meant something to them....

It did not take long for the opinions of local experts to flood the comment section as a massive ten commenters disputed indirectly with each other, some of which blamed Canada. This is not the first time Canada has been blamed for major mistakes. The nation has faced scrutiny for playing their anthem in hockey arenas in Florida, sending raccoons that know how to open garbage can lids, and a 15-year-old Justin Bieber.

"Those Canadians and their Cigars again!"

Wild fires get local womans approval! Yay!

Other local experts did not blame Canada, but instead cited astronomical sources as the primary cause.

Both commentors have been banned for making too much sense.

Finally, our last expert believes Hiroshima 1945 took place somewhere around here.....

What people think when they see Western PA....

Whatever the cause may be, our local experts are obviously all over the place with potential theories. From wildfires, to extraterrestrials, to nuclear warheads, one thing is for sure: If the sky turns plaid, we're declaring war on Scotland.