Clarion County Military Resurfaces in Butler After Months of Being Lost

On the battlefield, north of Main Street, the Venango County military finds themselves surrounded. Allegheny soldiers are encamped in the center of Butler's capital, of Butler, with Butler County soldiers blocking Venango soldiers' passage on the north side of town. Venango's infantry is surrounded, with all three members doing what they can to conserve their spitballs and muffin hand grenades.

Meanwhile, to the east, a familiar group of men surface on a foggy morning. The battalion, making up the Clarion County military, march down Jefferson Street toward Little Timmy, who has been assigned the mission of getting back Venango County's rotary phone and carrier pigeon.

The Clarion soldiers, who were armed with college-level textbooks, have been lost in Butler since County War One. During the Second Battle of Franklin, they were ordered to go home because of their incompetence and accidentally wound up in the wrong county.

For the first time in months, these three figures, representing Mayor Intellect's army of Clarion, have found their way to familiar faces. Although Clarion County is not directly engaged in a conflict with Butler or Allegheny, the soldiers have agreed to fight, after mistakenly thinking Venango soldiers are their own.

The Pennsylvania Land and Treaty Organization, which consists of Mercer, West Crawford, Venango, Forest, Clarion, and Jefferson County, have agreed in their treaty that an attack on one county is an attack on all. Although the Clarion County soldiers are not aware of the situation, there is, from one perspective, an obligation for them to join in on the fight, since Allegheny captured Venango County's rotary phone and carrier pigeon.

Butler's role in this is also somewhat controversial, since Clarion doesn't necessarily have any beef with them. Technically, Venango and Clarion are trespassing, making this an act of aggression.

The end result has yet to be seen. Venango County's spitballs combined with Clarion's textbooks must stand against the towls of Butler and steel beams of Allegheny. The question now remains who has the upper hand.