City Mayor Facing Impeachment For City Funds Unaccounted For

Mayor Blunder, now serving his 7th term for Oil City, is at risk of impeachment. It's less than a month till the three year anniversary of Mayor Blunder losing the coffee can containing all 25 dollars of the city treasury fund. Blunder has been looking long and hard for the container in hopes of balancing the city debt. Unfortunately, Blunder has been unsuccessful.

Much of the city is wondering how a Mayor can be so stupid as to lose the only money in the city treasury. Mayor Blunder defended himself in a press briefing stating that the towns folk are just as stupid for electing a Mayor 7 times even though he has the word "Blunder" in his name. After making this statement the Mayor retraced his steps from the day the coffee can went missing but was unsuccessful in locating it.

A new proposal has been made by the city treasurer for a bill that would require city funds to be securely placed in the city hall. Mayor Blunder dismissed the proposal stating that "because our city hall is also the public city outhouse, securing our funds here would require placing it where it is sure to be buried in mountains of s***." After this comment, the Mayor contributed all 25 cents of his weekly paycheck to the city swear jar.

In other news, Oil City residents 25 years overdue for 35 trillion dollar debt to city swear jar.