City Hall Reconstructed: Franklin Loan For Bidet Toilet System
A mass city wide effort took place today in the rebuilding of the City Hall in downtown Oil City, which also acts as the City Outhouse. Mayor Blunders signed an executive order demanding towns folk to sacrifice excess wood from houses caving in on the north side. The reconstruction came after the Mayor set the old Outhouse on fire earlier this week.
"We aren't mad about the new order" stated Emperor Palpatine, elderly citizen in town "my house has gone to complete waste with just as many roof leakages as the old Sears building in Cranberry."
The towns folk offering wood from their houses saved the town hundreds in expenses. Citizens gladly offered up their floorboards believing this project contributes to the preservation of the towns integrity.
"It'll take a lot of work to clean up the fecal matter that flew across town when the last one exploded" states one citizen "nonetheless, building the Outhouse was top priority. I've been holding it for two days!" Experts from Clarion University predict that lines outside of the new Outhouse will extend to all 20 town citizens.
City funds could not cover the new Bidet Toilet System Mayor Blunders proposed for the new City Hall. Blunders insisted that it was a necessary purchase in the case of another fire. The city of Franklin has offered to cover the charge of 25 dollars for the Bidet Toilet System with a loan Oil City will be paying over the next 25 years.
Construction of the new City Hall has been completed meaning Mayor Blunders can stop taking up office at the central City McDonald's.
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