Child Escapes Homeowner Still Sitting On Couch

It was a daring but necessary act to impress the friend who lacked courage to do the same pointless thing. Young Francis Footmodel risked everything Tuesday night when he approached a strangers house, driving the heel of his foot gently into the lowest possible level of the front door, before making his daring escape.

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"I was scared for sure." Francis Footmodel told the press. "I really tried to keep it light because breaking my foot would ruin my ability to run like a coward. Secondly, I would lose my job as a footmodel."

The video was posted that evening by an Erie resident. Because we do not use real names on our publication, we will refer to him by his Google definition.

Out of respect for the resident in discussion, do not look up that baby dragons name.

According to Bright North, the act performed against his domicile was "not cool" even as a variation of Ding Dong Dash. Other commenters were also puzzled as to how a child with such ambitions to becoming a UFC legend could kick with such a delicate touch.

Evidently, not everyone understands how gentle that kick was.

Other commenters joined the discussion suggesting what means of action they would take if someone kicked their front door below the belt. Their names have been blurred to protect the innocent.

A young naive child, gently kicks your door, and you stress your dog's phonophobia? I'm just saying, if you're worried about a child harmlessly terrorizing the neighborhood with light kicks, shouldn't we be worried about that dog getting loose?

Relax people. The simply mean they are going to capture the child and make them sit in those hard benches you find in traditional churches.

Again with the shock emoji's. He is simply stating that this is a wonderful alternative to intentionally stepping in front of the line of fire. He is in no way endorsing people intentionally trying to get shot by kicking a door.

Oops! We forgot to blur the first name.... That's embarassing... But yeah, you clearly did not see his kicking power.

Why not just put the dog behind you? A huge percentage of people coming to your house are not evil. I'm sure if Pennywise comes, you'll have enough warning time to say "sick um!"

Typical adults. "Our generation gets a free pass. What's with this generation of door kickers?"

56 likes suggests this happens. No wonder they want to ban guns in Erie.

I'd say ban pitbulls, but I honestly think its the owners who need banned.

Bottom line, the child was committing a crime. The mild kick sounded like a gun shot which is why the woman in the video could be heard asking if everyone was ok.

Coincidenally, the purchase of pitbulls and firearms has probably skyrocketed ever since this video surfaced of a young child running from a house he gently kicked moments before. I can understand why gun safety is an actual training.