
Burger King, Kings Restuarant Say They Are Not Going Anywhere Despite Weekend Protests
The voices were loud over the weekend with the city of Franklin filled to maximum capacity. Over two dozen people crowded the streets making their stance against the monarchy oppressing them. Kings Restaurant in collaboration with Burger King, who currently rule over these lands, were being declared unfit for the peasants of Sandy Creek Township.
In response to the uprising against their rulership, Burger King and Kings Restaurant have agreed to increase the taxation on the people of Franklin and the surrounding region of Sandy Creek. Peasants will now be forced to pay upwards of two shillings per week. Failed compliance will result in imprisonment beneath the surface of the Franklin City Courthouse.
"We hath declared this day, that those standing in opposition to our crown, shall surely be put to death." Burger King expressed in an interview with the press.
Burger King has had a history of conflict with Kings Restaurant spanning several generations. It wasn't until the turn of the century that both monarchist agreed to share their place in governing the region. Since then, the peasants of Franklin have struggled to afford the basic necessities such as bread and water.
The protest was loud. But the knights of Franklin were quick to put them to silence. Consequently, the uprising has not uprooted the restaurants from their place of power.
"We can take their money. They can take our food. But they can't take our leadership!" Both restaurants expressed to us while flipping burgers.






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