Brick Dumpers Create Hazard for Idiots: Is the Cone Enough Security?

This poor pile had to celebrate its dump day alone after loads of controversy, amounting to less than the size of one of its bricks, hit social media. A Millcreek resident took to Facebook expressing concern over the hazard being left in the middle of a sidewalk. With minimal effort to secure the perimeter with snake pits, something had to be done.

The comment section was filled with sarcasm, but The Venango Republic still takes the matter seriously. Idiots are a minority in America and deserve the same care as everyone smart enough to avoid solid obstructions. Of course, tending to this hill will likely take several generations since we are still trying to get international authorities to remove the tripping hazard known as Mount Everest.

Unfortunately, this brick pile will have to wait for federal intervention. After a thorough Google search consisting of us typing in a question and hitting the enter key, we were able to determine that the amount of tripping hazards plaguing our world are out of control.

How are we still a species?

It is going to take humanity quite some time to smooth out the ground. Then, we will have to figure out what to do with the ocean since the loss of continents will put us almost two miles deep under water.

Hopefully, solutions will come soon. The pile of rubble has already killed once. Fortunately, it was just a slug crossing the sidewalk prior to being crushed.