BREAKING: Landlocked Clarion County Violates Maritime Law, Explore Clarion Responds With a Quiz

What better way to test your knowlege on Pensylvania matters no one really cares to be informed on than a quiz about Pensylvania matters no one really cares to be informed on? You can be the winner of absolutely nothing when you participate in a quiz with questions no one knows the answers to!

Just imaging scolling through your local news website and coming across a quiz about things no one cares about. To humor Explore Clarion's attempt to make state matters sound as big as national news, you click on the quiz and quickly discover that you have no idea what the questions are talking about! Although you could google the answers, you instead make random selections on the multiple choice because reading the question is just too hard. By question three, 75% of you have given up because you don't see an end to the boring quiz. This leaves 25% remaining. Why do you stay? We have no idea! It could be that you're convinced this crap is interesting or something.

Go ahead! Test your knowlege on the matters you know are not interesting! There are only seven questions, and most are covered up with the Explore Clarion banner.....

Guess the first line and win nothing.....

Want to get even more locally controversial? There's even a question in there about a boat scandal in a state with no coastlines. Tune in next week as we violate airspace by flying a kite on Clarion Campus.

Why the heck is your banner perfectly placed here?

What about a question about Jared Isaacman's agency nomination? You could just pretend to know who Jared Isaacman is. Just guess which agency sounds the most expensive and you'll probably get the question right.

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State matters not fun enough for you? Take it to a national level with a question about the Trump list. It goes without saying, every fun community quiz should involve an outdated federal watchlist from the most beloved and hated President of all time. Real light stuff!

And now your banner is blocking the bottom answer. What the heck Explore Clarion!

It’s comforting to know that no matter how serious the issue, Explore Clarion will find a way to turn it into a pop quiz next to a 7-Eleven ad.