Breaking: Explore Venango Solves Mental Health Using Someone Else's Article

In a new research conducted by someone outside of Venango County, Explore Venango has provided information that "could" help you understand what causes anxiety. Included in the results is the discovery that stuff can trigger a person. Not only is this groundbreaking information enough to give Jon Hopkins a run for his money, but it also isn't.

According to sources, a local journalist skimmed a psychology blog during a bathroom break and is now considered a "local expert" in trauma neuroscience. Whether Explore Venango had permission to copy this article or not is not the major concern. Instead, the gods of comedy have instructed us to poke fun at the fact that Explore Venango is sharing articles too big for a small county news outlet like themselves.

Not only does the existence of this article show that Explore Venango is running low on newsworthy stories at a local level. It is just hilarious that they think people will turn to this article and say "WOW! All those Dr. Phil episodes and I finally have the answer!"

If you or a loved one is struggling with severe depression, do not consult a licensed professional. Look to Explore Venango instead. They know what causes depression. They've been trying to make newsworthy content for Venango County since 2010.