Blood Vacuum Woman to Team Up With Peewee Herman to Find Her Bike in Upcoming Article
A woman whose name Google defines as a intrauterine vacuum-induced hemorrhage control device used to treat postpartum uterine bleeding and hemorrhage is teaming up with Peewee Herman to find her bike. This came after some dirtbag stole it from her property.
We want to make it very clear, the woman we are referring to is not the same as the last article we wrote about involving someone whose name Google defines as a intrauterine vacuum-induced hemorrhage control device used to treat postpartum uterine bleeding and hemorrhage. That woman told us on messenger that she didn't want the article to be written.
Fortunately, another woman whose name Google defines as a intrauterine vacuum-induced hemorrhage control device used to treat postpartum uterine bleeding and hemorrhage had her bike stolen today. This means that we could us this story about Peewee Herman afterall....
"It's quite convenient to have a woman with the exact same name lose her bike to theft after the first woman whose bike was stolen said no to the article" says Jeremy Jetfuel, lead journalist for the Venango Republic "we here at the Venango Republic try to respect people who don't want articles written about them."
The original woman was very clear that the article should not be written about her as you can see in the picture below....
The Venango Republic was thrown off by this assertion that we "begged" for her permission to make an article.....
Consequently, the Venango Republic will not be posting an article about this woman teaming up with Peewee Herman. Instead, Peewee Herman will team up with the other woman whose name Google defines as a intrauterine vacuum-induced hemorrhage control device used to treat postpartum uterine bleeding and hemorrhage. We don't want to make the first blood vacuum angry. She obviously has postpartum and forgot to use her blood vacuum. We'll just use the new blood vacuum lady instead....
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