Big Foot Promoted to Eagle Scouts. "The Woods Are Natural to Me"

Our summer intern is taking things to new levels by joining the local eagle scouts. Big Foot, a respected member of the community says that he is applying his skills of outdoor survival as a mentor to other youth who may want to run harry nude like him one day.

"I take an interest in serving the community when I am able" states Big Foot. "This time it is a bit different, because kids used to be what I would have for lunch before I became domesticated."

The children big foot will be working with are excited to learn about the outdoors. This is mainly because nobody told them they have to leave their phones at home.

For Big Foot, this is more than just having fun. This is about teaching kids the skills he used when he ran through the woods.

"I want the kids to know exactly what it takes in case they ever get stranded" says Big Foot "That's why I am going to start with what neighborhoods are the easiest targets for lunch."

Big foot has over 300 years of experience in the woods. With no family preceeding his generation, and no explanation as to how he actually exists, Big Foot has seen a lot and has valuable experience to give the kids.

Despite his questionable dietary history and unclear origins, Big Foot has been fully embraced by the Eagle Scouts, even earning an honorary sash made entirely of bark and possum fur. As for the merit badges, he’s already claimed ten—including Advanced Tree Whispering and Barefoot Speed Hiking. Leaders say his presence has “elevated the troop’s commitment to wilderness skills and unsettling nighttime noises.”