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Beaver and Elk Counties End Hostilities by Eliminating Hunters from Each Region

It is a historic moment for Beaver and Elk County as both governments have officially agreed to ban hunters from crossing eachothers borders. This came after pressure from Venango County forced both presidents to make a peace treaty with each other.


"It has been years of conflict between our regions." Says President Dambuilder of Beaver County. "The war has cost many lives on both sides of the equasion, and it was necessary to create a relationship that will avoid further conflict."


By next week, President Bighorn of Elk County is expected to withdraw all hunters from the Beaver region. In exchange, both governments with release all prisoners from the local taxidermy's.


"I just can't wait to see my bright friend Rhudolph." States an Elk who thinks his friend isn't stuffed.


Tensions are expected to rise once every prisoner has been returned to their home county. Until then, each county will enjoy less than a week of no hunters in thier regions.

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