30 Pack Assassins Return for a Week of Speed, Seltzer, and Sciatica

The engines are revving and the orthopedic inserts are locked in as the 30 Pack Assassins return with their legendary weekend of mini bike, pit bike, and go-kart racing — proving once again that just because you're on Medicare doesn't mean you can’t hit 30 mph on a gravel track.

The action kicks off Friday, May 23rd under the lights from 7–10 p.m., with registration opening at 6 (or whenever someone finds their bifocals). Saturday’s racing runs from 12–6 p.m., featuring youth and adult class races — though most of the adults are more focused on where they left their blood pressure medication.

Camping is just $15 a night, which includes restrooms, food vendors, and plenty of early bedtime stories told around the campfire — mostly about how things used to be “before all these fancy 4-strokes.”

Mini bike class rules are clear: 225cc max, centrifugal clutch or belt torque converter, and helmets are a must — not to protect from falls, but to keep hairpieces from blowing off on the straightaway.

Spectators get in free, and all guests must check in at the gate and sign a waiver, promising not to challenge anyone to a race without at least stretching first.

So grab your folding chair, crack open a seltzer, and come see Limestones finest show the youth how racing was done back when gas was $0.89 a gallon.

Located at LL Raceway 6531 Route 66 Fairmount City, Pa 16224.

Memorial Day Weekend, age is just a number — until you try to stand up without grunting.