Study: People Who Stay Up All Night Are Tired The Next Day

In a recent study at Venango Campus, researchers were able to conclude that staying up all night could result in being tired the next day. According to sources, extending your awake time may result in an individual eventually becoming tired. Professors at Venango Campus believe this may be due to the decision not to sleep.

Lead researcher Dr. Glenn Frazzle elaborated: “We found that after approximately 24 hours of continuous consciousness, the human body begins to exhibit signs of fatigue — such as yawning, eye bags, irrational crying, and subjects calling their ex.”

The study involved 36 undergraduate volunteers who were forced to stay awake through a combination of energy drinks, emotional manipulation, and one guy slamming cymbals together while subjects were hogtied to a chair. Students were monitored closely to survey the impacts extended awakeness has on the human body. When some students complained they "did not sign up for this" professors were sure to tighten the gags so not to disrupt the experiment.

Further study showed emotional fatigue as some students began to cry expressing fear that they would never escape. Professors were astounded by this display of emotion and decided to test the boundaries by obnoxiously slamming the cymbals next to those specific students constantly. The results showed complete panic in the students as they seemed to percieve the professors as some kind of danger to them.

The professors felt that it was unsafe to untie the students in such an emotional state. Consequently, the students were given tiny doses of hydrogen sulfide and ammonia to help them sleep efficiently. After four days the subjects still did not wake up. They were later transported to Clarion University for further examination.

Clarion University has called Venango Campus directly expressing vehemently that those conducting the study will face major consequences for performing such a practice on the deceased subjects. Not knowing what any of that meant, Professor Glenn Frazzle responded "how are the subjects doing? Are they awake yet?"