Science Proves Refrigerator Light Does, in Fact, Turn Off When Door Is Closed — Probably

A recent study from Venango Campus found that the light to a refrigerator may in fact turn off when you close the door. Results proved this was a possibility when it was discovered refrigerators have a switch that might be triggered to turn off the lights when the door is shut.

Unfortunately, scientists were unable to confirm if the light did in fact turn off during the study. The door was closed and the researchers could not see inside to determine if this was in fact the result. While attempting to open the door to see if the light was off, the light kept coming on, preventing the researchers from determining if the light was in fact turning off during the closure of the fridge.

To help reach a consensus, the researchers locked their intern inside the refridgerator hoping to get a full testimonial after a few hours. When the scientists returned to let the subject out of the refridgerator, they discovered they had killed him. The subject was donated to Clarion University for dissection.

Venango Campus received a call from Clarion University later that day. At this point, the president is just pleading with the Campus not to inform him of anything stupid they may do. The University has given up trying to sell Venango Campus and just hopes that ones day the building will collapse from an experiment gone wrong.

Venango Campus says more research is necessary to determine if the light is in fact changing as a result of the doors position. When asked why they don't just used a glass door, they replied "sure. It will work with a glass door. But what about when we put the solid door on again?"