Guy Sits On Porch Waiting for Day to Pass

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A man stepped onto his porch today on the north side of Oil City. It was unclear at the time what he had in mind to do. Eventually, he turned left and walked over to his rocking chair.

Back and forth he rocked constantly for a number of minutes. After about 20 minutes, he stood up, stretched his arms out, and let out a big yawn.... Then he sat down again and rocked back and forth.

Eventually, 45 minutes into rocking his chair, he closed his eyes and started to snore. Local police had nothing to say.

The man eventually woke up and picked up his news paper. There he was... reading and rocking back and forth. The man completed the first page and then turned to the second page. He read that for a while and then turned to a third page. After the third page, he put the paper down because the Derrick is less interesting than this.

The man got up out of his seat after about 5 hours and went inside to eat. He then came outside and sat down again rocking back and forth. The man did this for another two hours before going back to bed. According to the man, he will resume his sitting tomorrow at 10 AM.