Bar Manager Fails To Get The Memo It Is 2025

A bar manager in Clarion township somehow accidentally thought it was the 1860's last week. According to sources, Mr. Pricktoeveryone, manager of the Loomis Bar and Grille which is associated with the Infusion Bar and Grille, somehow forgot that we are living in 2025.

It all started when a woman visiting from Pittsburgh tried to make a selection of music on the jukebox. Pricktoeveryone somehow had a brain fart that put him back over a century.

"I genuinely thought it was 1860 and I was living in the deep south" says Pricktoeveryone "I then thought it would be hilarious to make racially insensitive comments in such a way that even Family Guy would get backlash for."

Researchers from Clarion University are trying to determine what made Pricktoeveryone make such a huge lapse in judgement. You would think that seeing the jukebox would have reminded him that this was the year 2025. According to Professor Intelect, leading researcher of brain dysfunctions at Clarion University, Mr. Pricktoeveryone may be suffering from an insecurity for his inability to get a good beech tan. This however is only a theory. A more likely explanation is that he is just a prick to everyone.

Regardless of the reason, it has become clear to those in the community that the idiocity of 1860 Southern bigotry can still exist anywhere in the world. Will this evidence be enough to show people that racisim is still possible because humans walk the Earth? Unfortunately, researchers at Clarion University say that people will still assume racism is nonexistent because people are numb to the fact that humans still walk the Earth..... Yeah.... We white people really are kind of full of it for thinking racism is no longer possible just because it's 2025....

By the way.... That so called "black music" is usually super dope compared to a lot of the stuff we white people make.... I mean come on! Has the Doofis from Loomis even listened to Michael Jackson before??????????????

According to reports, most of the staff left both bars after the incident, showing the manager of Loomis exactly what running his mouth can do to his reputation. Good luck getting your bar back buddy. I'm sure you can always get a job at McDonalds. Only not on the drive through speaker. We don't want you talking to people. We'll instead get you a job bobbing for fries. Oh! And we hope you one day achieve that beech tan you've been dreaming of. We want you to one day feel comfortable in your skin.

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