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Ten Dishes You Can Only Eat If You Lost a Bet

1. Linda’s Tuna Noodle Casserole

She brings it to every potluck. Suprisingly, she probably eats it, leaving us to wonder if her tastebuds exist.


2. Chocolate Peanutbutter Cake With Excessive Sugar

Just ask my ex wife....


3. Unseasoned Deviled Eggs

Cooked in boiling water for ten minutes, then left to sit in the car for three hours. Yum!


4. Crockpot Cheesy Corn Dip

That bowl of lava that burns your tongue like a microvwaved hot pocket. The difference is, this one smells like foot and sticks to the roof of your mouth.


5. Store-Brand Potato Salad

Purchased by the person who doesn't like to cook but also doesn't want friends.


6. Mystery Jell-O Salad

Why the hell would you combine these two things?!?!?!?!?!


7. Soggy Walking Tacos

You can also accomplish this with a bowl. It's also easier to eat from because you're not wrestling with a flimsy bag.


8. Cold Baked Beans in a Styrofoam Cup

And while you are at it, try a piece of memory foam matress. A perfect combination of entree's to make you gage yourself to death.


9. Velveeta Shells Made in a Hotel Room

Never tried this. But it sounds gross!


10. Fruitcake

Taste's like it was made in 2009. Everyone insists it's tradition when we don't want it to be.



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